There was an owl hooting outside my window last night I love to hear them. I'm sure it's a terrifying noise to their prey but to me it's soft sweet music.
One of the worst books I have read. Review: Let me tell you I was bitterly disappointed to learn that this book, is in fact, an instructional guide to the profitable husbandry of ducks as a craft. There is not one sliver of insight about holding ducks accountable for their crimes...See More »
Armed and ready for any emergency .. If Your Property Needs Securing, You Cannot Go Wrong With: Guard-Your-Heinie LTD - 24hr security. Hourly rate: £100 - Standard. £150 - If you watch. £175 - If you help. £200 - If you tell us how to do our job. Rave Reviews: " Fottuto idiota!- A...See More »
Boo-Boo Is Getting A Bit Bossy…Shouts at me to CHANGE IT ! When Sports or News is one TV, Says “Music” when he wants to listen to that instead of TV, keeps saying “You take care of me” even after the boy cleans his cage now (got worse since Sunday when I scrubbed all the bird...See More »
Duck philosophy. A Duck is walking down the sidewalk and stops at the door of a tavern. The Duck asks the bartender: "Do you have any duck food?" The bartender replies: "Nope, there is no duck food here." The Duck waddles off. The Duck returns the next day and...See More »
Did you ever feel like the ugly duckling? Me, as tiny duckling all feathers all stubby and brown. And Me, today. Beautiful, magical me, giving the drakes a run for their money ..
This is a terrible way for one duck to treat another! The Aflac duck took offence at me refusing his insurance.
The hauntingThe birds have been singing and cheering all the way all my endeavours.Forget about the birds I'm one with nature cause embodies the goodness of God. They only teach about the faith and the peace and the stillness of love, the question is who can...See More »